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How to Pick Up Girls

on Chat Lines





Have you ever seen a TV commercial or ads in magazines for a phone chat line? (Not to be confused with the phone lines where you pay to have women talk dirty sex with you). Did you ever think that you could meet sexy girls through them?

Meeting and picking up girls for casual encounters is only a phone call away?

In this instructional CD called, "Picking Up Girls on Chat lines," Pick-Up Guru Chris Johnson and his pupil Stan Littele show you foolproof methods for meeting and sleeping with gorgeous girls over phone chat lines. Chris has hooked up with over 80 women all across the country using these techniques. You will soon be following in his footsteps as you learn how to:

  • Record a personal description that really gets a girls attention and has her dying to meet you.
  • Filter through girls and find which ones are ready for sex now.
  • Steam up the conversation by talking sexy and get her ready to meet you.
  • Avoid the ugly girls and girls who will flake out.
  • Learn why your looks or weight rarely matter to girls on chat lines.
You will listen as Chris recounts several of his encounters with hot & sexy young coeds, topless dancers and other hotties in his hookup stories. In this ad Chris gives you three testimonials of his actual successful sexual encounters using Chat Lines.

Actual Chat Line Hookup Story from Chris:

"I was traveling on business and decided to use a chat line in that city to hook up with someone. I was listening to the listings and this girl really captured my attention. She was 19, 5' 1", 115 lbs. and going to college. I contacted her and she told me that she woke up that morning feeling horny and was looking to have some fun (if you know what I mean). I told her that I was good at giving oral sex and asked her if she would like me to go down on her. This got her really excited and she wanted me to come over. How could I turn her down? When I arrived at her place she met me at the door in some sexy lingerie with no bra or panties and she was completely shaved. We started talking about my oral skills on her couch and before you know it she laid down and opened her legs. I went down on her and she was so turned on that I brought her to orgasm. Then she led me to her bedroom and she took my clothes off and returned the favor by showing her oral skills on my member. Then she mounted me like cowboy riding a wild stallion. Afterwards I said goodbye and that was that. I really had a good time....and this is just one of my many encounters that you too can have after using my CD."


Why You Must Use Chat Lines to Get Laid:
  • Girls are more open to having sex and a lot of them are upfront in their ads and messages about their sexual desires.
  • Girls have feel more secure with meeting you being that she has heard your voice.This fact alone gives you an edge versus women meeting total strangers for the first time.
  • You can place your own chat line listing and the girls contact you first..
  • After contacting women on the Chat Lines some will tell you to come over right away.
  • If you travel for business or pleasure, you can hook up with women for casual sex with no strings attached! Some will even come right to your hotel room.
  • Chat Lines do not cost a lot of money or time.
  • You can hook up with more than one woman in a day. You can have one girl for lunch and another one for dinner.
  • There are plenty of hot &sexy beautiful women out there on the Chat Lines and you will have a never ending pool of women to choose from. It's like being a kid in a candy store.
  • If you have the energy and sexual stamina you could hook up with a different woman every night.
  • And Much, Much More!

Another reason you should use Chat Lines is that the women are much more open-minded and friendly. They say things that they normally would not tell you if you met them in a public setting. They reveal their desires and some will just come right out and say that they are horny and looking to hookup with someone. Of course there are women too that are just looking for friends, someone to hang out with, or even a serious relationship.

Also, in my experience with Chat Lines, most of the women were what I considered pretty (a 7,8, or 9 on the 1-10 scale). Of course there were some that were not pretty, but I teach you how to weed them out when making your selections on the Chat Lines.

Another Actual Chat Line Hookup Story from Chris:

"This encounter happened on a Chat Line close to home. I selected this 18 year old who told me she had recently broken up with her boyfriend and was feeling lonely and horny. She lived with her cousin and was alone during the day. She wanted me to come right over and I surely had no problem with that. When I arrived she wasted no time in telling me what she wanted. She said she was used to having sex everyday with her boyfriend and she had only had sex with one guy. She had not had sex in over a month and was tired of playing with herself. After talking briefly, she led me to the bedroom and got undressed. It sure is great what Chat Lines can do for your sex life! I hooked up with this girl two more times...and this is just one of my many encounters that you too can have after using my CD."

Are you convinced yet that you must try Chat Lines to hook up with girls? You've got to try this easy way to get laid and see for yourself how easy it can be. Chris will show you step-by-step on how to do it. If you're not convinced yet, then read on to learn more:

You Will Learn:
  • How to tell girls about your oral sex skills to make them want to hook up with you right away.
  • Where to find Chat Lines to hook up with love hungry girls and get laid.
  • Sample of voice script to use to attract women like bees to honey.
  • How to sound seductive and sexy in your greeting message and tell them what they want to hear.
  • How to put the moves on a girl when using Live Chat.
  • Why you should not tell your weight and instead focus on your oral sex skills.
  • Common mistakes men make when using Chat Lines and how to avoid making them.
  • How to select the right girl.
  • How to avoid meeting girls you are not attracted to (overweight, ugly, etc.).
  • How to use Chat Lines and how much they cost.
  • How to go from your greeting message to bed.
  • Why you must not use vulgarity (this is a big turnoff to women).
  • The best time of the day to use Chat Lines for more success in hooking up with women.
  • How to describe yourself to make women want to meet you right away.
  • And Much, Much More!
I have had my most success using Live Chat and I will reveal my closely guarded secrets on how to get laid using Live Chat. One of my secrets I will reveal to you now. I talk about my oral sex skills and ask her if she would like me to go down on her. Also, I tell her if she's not satisfied I will get up and leave.

One More Actual Chat Line Hookup Story from Chris:

"I was out of town in a new town I had not been to before and got on the local Chat Line looking for sex. Around midnight I hooked up with an ex-stripper who had just gotten off work. I told her about my oral sex skills while she was just chilling out and having a few drinks. I offered to come over for a drink and bring a bottle of liquor. She agreed to meet me at a convience store near where she lives. I met her there and she blew me away. She was beautiful and sexy, 5 '6", blonde and built like a brick shit house. We went back to her place to have a few drinks. After a couple of drinks she ask me to go down on her. So, I showed her my special oral skills and she was very satisfied. Then she asked me if she could return the favor and pulled my pants down to pleasure me. After that she got on top of me and rode my member. After she was finished I got up and left. No strings attached. Just casual sex...and this is just one of my many encounters that you too can have after using my CD."

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Try it Risk Free for 365 Days

I'm so confident that my CD will have you meeting and seducing women in Chat Lines in no time, that I'm willing to stick my neck out and offer this highly unusual guarantee. You see, I really want to give "Picking Up Girls on Chat Lines" an honest chance to work for you. That's why I don't want to put any kind of "hurry up 30 day guarantee" on it. I understand that you may be busy for some reason or another, and I want you to be able to use these techniques when you're ready.

So, go ahead, listen to the CD, follow the step-by-step instructions, and if you're not meeting, dating, and seducing more women using Chat Lines, simply return the CD within one year for a full refund. No questions asked!

Happy hunting and don't forget to practice safe sex,

Chris Johnson, author

Order your copy of "Picking Up Girls on Chat Lines" today. Once you finish listening to "Picking Up Girls on Chat Lines" you'll be able to get on phone chat lines and arrange encounters within minutes. No dating! No games! No clubs! Just fun conversations and great sex! Trust me, using Chat Lines is probably the easiest way to get laid!



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