1. If you bring along a buddy to a topless club, make sure he acts cool and confident and not like the other yahoos foaming at the mouth.
2. Regarding "pick-up lines," unless the lines are well-executed, no pick-up line in the world will achieve the desired results. Timing and demeanor are critical factors. You need to keep these girls guessing. Don't give them too much, too quickly about yourself.
3. Be aware that some dancers will play hard-to-get intentionally, because they don't want to appear to be easy.
4. Don't make the mistake of thinking that just because a dancer takes her clothes off in front of men for a living that she's an easy lay. Also, don't treat her as a sex object.
5. Be a gentleman. Just because a dancer is in a occupation that has a bad reputation, she's still a lady and needs to be treated as such. Open doors for her, seat her at restaurants, order for her at restaurants, light her cigarette, etc. This makes her feel special and respected.
6. Things about men that turn dancers on - honest men, wears nice clothes, tight jeans, good sense of humor, outgoing, ability to be himself, good listener, and not afraid to express his emotions.
7. Things about men that turn dancers off - men with a ego problem, too much jewelry, bragging to try and impress you, cat whistles and yahoos, unclean men, overweight men, sports fanatics, show offs, men pawing at their bodies, too many compliments, drunks, belching and farting.
8. If there's a table dance going on near you, it's OK to feast your eyes on the dancer as much as you want, but don't disrupt the dance by making comments, yahoos, whistling, or trying to talk to the dancer. It's very rude to interfere with another man's dance. How would you like it if you dished out $20 for a dance and some ass hole is in the background ruining your fun?
9. Always do everything you can to make a dancer feel special. Also, tell her she's very special. Dancers love to feel wanted, respected, and appreciated.
10. The more you try to pick up topless dancers the more used to it you'll become. This will help you gain confidence.
11. If you're surrounded by a lots of dancers in a club, they will compete for your attention and you will be the lucky recipient.
12. Don't assume because a dancer looks like she's right out of the pages of Playboy that she has a boyfriend. This is not necessarily true and if she is seeing someone, maybe it's not serious or she's not happy with him.
13. Don't overlook average-looking topless dancers. They are a lot of fun and they can become quite beautiful in your own eyes once you get to know them. Always remember that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
14. Remember that dancers get horny too. Some dancers are looking for sex too. If they haven't had sex in awhile they crave sex. Maybe you'll be the luck guy that satisfies their sexual needs!
15. Dancers get complimented all the time about how beautiful they are and what nice bodies they have. Be a little different and compliment her on things she's not used to hearing such as: eyebrows, nose, ears, kissable lips, eyes, dimples, fingernails, etc.
16. Some topless clubs have a rule that they don't want their dancers dating the customers. This gets ignored, but some dancers abide by this rule, which is three strikes against you. Some dancers have their own rule against dating any customers too. That can be bad news for you!
17. When you get frustrated by trying to pick up topless dancers with no results or notches on your bed post, here's a quote from Mademoiselle Magazine that provides an explanation: "Many topless dancers are seduced by the easy money, and the approval that they receive from the men in the audience enhances their feelings of self-worth. However, most grow to despise men and are in turn held in contempt by the rest of society." Plain and simple, dancers get burnt out on men because of their job and the topless club environment.
